99 Ways to Open a Beer Bottle Without a Bottle Opener by Brett Stern

By Brett Stern

It really is each beer drinker's worst nightmare—a chilly brew in hand with out potential to open it. right here to the rescue is an imperative advisor that includes ninety nine how you can get the activity performed quickly utilizing something and every little thing in sight as a bottle opener in a time of desire. images and step by step directions for every strategy stroll thirsty readers throughout the paintings of starting bottles, revealing the sensible use of such convenient on hand implements as a belt buckle, television distant, child carriage, puppy collar, ski binding, golfing membership, park bench, BBQ grill, garden mower, computerized teller computer, police automobile, and plenty of extra. Cheers!

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About the Author Brett Stern is an industrial designer who has several patents on surgical instruments, medical implants, and robotic manufacturing systems. He is also the inventor of Beer Chips® snack foods, wherein he figured out how to get beer into potato chips without making them soggy. He drinks beer and lives in Portland, Oregon.

Worry not, fellow beer drinkers: life’s too short to let such trivial things keep you from your brew. After years of trial and error and enough beer drinking, I’ve put together this handy how-to reference guide to solve all of your problems, or rather that most crucial problem of getting your beer open without an opener, no matter where you are or what you might have at hand. In life, sometimes you don’t have the correct tool to complete a task. But with the easy-to-follow photographs and instructions in this book, you’ll be quenching your thirst in no time.

Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. Drink responsibly and in moderation. Know your limits. Obey all laws. Never drink and drive. Don’t be stupid. Copyright © 2014 by Brett Stern. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher. Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data: Stern, Brett. 99 ways to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener / Brett Stern. pages cm ISBN 978-1-4521-3259-4 (hc) ISBN 978-1-4521-3725-4 (epub, mobi) 1.

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