Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter by Seth Grahame-Smith

By Seth Grahame-Smith

Indiana, 1818. Moonlight falls during the dense woods that encompass a one-room cabin, the place a nine-year-old Abraham Lincoln kneels at his pain mother's bedside. She's been with anything the old-timers name "Milk Sickness."

"My child boy..." she whispers earlier than dying.

Only later will the grieving Abe examine that his mother's deadly sickness used to be really the paintings of a vampire.

When the reality turns into identified to younger Lincoln, he writes in his magazine, "henceforth my lifestyles can be one in every of rigorous research and devotion. I shall develop into a grasp of brain and physique. And this mastery shall have yet one purpose..." proficient together with his mythical peak, power, and ability with an ax, Abe units out on a direction of vengeance that may lead him the entire solution to the White House.

While Abraham Lincoln is commonly lauded for saving a Union and liberating thousands of slaves, his valiant struggle opposed to the forces of the undead has remained within the shadows for centuries. that's, till Seth Grahame-Smith stumbled upon the key magazine of Abraham Lincoln, and have become the 1st residing individual to put eyes on it in additional than one hundred forty years.

Using the magazine as his consultant and writing within the grand biographical variety of Doris Kearns Goodwin and David McCullough, Seth has reconstructed the genuine lifestyles tale of our best president for the 1st time-all whereas revealing the hidden heritage in the back of the Civil warfare and uncovering the function vampires performed within the delivery, progress, and near-death of our kingdom.

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About the Author Brett Stern is an industrial designer who has several patents on surgical instruments, medical implants, and robotic manufacturing systems. He is also the inventor of Beer Chips® snack foods, wherein he figured out how to get beer into potato chips without making them soggy. He drinks beer and lives in Portland, Oregon.

Worry not, fellow beer drinkers: life’s too short to let such trivial things keep you from your brew. After years of trial and error and enough beer drinking, I’ve put together this handy how-to reference guide to solve all of your problems, or rather that most crucial problem of getting your beer open without an opener, no matter where you are or what you might have at hand. In life, sometimes you don’t have the correct tool to complete a task. But with the easy-to-follow photographs and instructions in this book, you’ll be quenching your thirst in no time.

Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. Drink responsibly and in moderation. Know your limits. Obey all laws. Never drink and drive. Don’t be stupid. Copyright © 2014 by Brett Stern. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher. Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data: Stern, Brett. 99 ways to open a beer bottle without a bottle opener / Brett Stern. pages cm ISBN 978-1-4521-3259-4 (hc) ISBN 978-1-4521-3725-4 (epub, mobi) 1.

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